From the recording The Triumphant Return of Black-Eyed Norman
Lyrics
I used to have a donkey,
One day I rode too fast.
When I spilled my coffee,
He called me an ass.
Oh no!
Oh no!
I used to have a money,
As naughty as could be.
One day when I woke up,
My monkey, he spanked me!
Oh no!
(Oh YES!)
On no!
La La La...
Drinking at the Hofbrau,
My waiter was a lout
I said I wanted schnitzel,
Not some sour Kraut.
Oh no!
(Oh mein schnizel!)
(Nein! Nein! 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, Nein!)
Oh no!
Had a monkey robot soldier
Living inside my head.
So I took some wormwood.
Tried to kill him dead!
Oh no!
Oh no.
La la la...
I triedsta go whale spotting
On my new Ski Do,
But then I ran aground.
Ski Don't for me and you!
Oh no!
(Look out for the whales!)
Oh no!
La la la...
To get the freshest sausages
I had to get there first,
But when I got them all home,
Them brats, they were the worst!
Oh no!
Oh no.
La la la...
I used to have a donkey,
One day I rode too fast
When I spilled my coffee,
He called me an ass.
La la la...
Donkey!